BOMB IRAQ
To be sung to the tune of
"If you're happy & you know it clap your hands"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky
Bomb Iraq.

If you feel a bit dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If you call Saddam a baddie
For the weapons that he had, he
Must have tried them on your Daddy
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And a cover-up ain't easy,
Well the answer's easy-peasy
Bomb Iraq.

It's Pre-emptive non-aggression: bomb Iraq.
Though we're heading for recession, bomb Iraq.
If there's weapons we can't see,
That's more than good enough for me
How much more proof do we need -
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
Just because Saddam has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections,
Close your mind and take directions,
We'll look tough for the elections
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our power knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even though we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

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